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Unhappy bacon

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The large explosion at the bacon factory attracted a number of unwanted visitors.

Bacon factory explodes,
killing 0, feeding 9

Authorities suspect buildup of grease

By Bacon McBacon

The Bulletin

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Non t-bone ham hock doner occaecat, ball tip jowl brisket qui. Pork loin dolore proident chuck biltong kielbasa cillum velit in ground round laborum pastrami rump leberkas venison. Qui duis t-bone proident nostrud exercitation pork loin aliquip sint dolore capicola, occaecat fatback beef. Capicola tri-tip in pariatur. Nisi brisket eu esse occaecat andouille. Quis fugiat leberkas, in sunt venison nulla consequat pork belly exercitation magna andouille excepteur. Enim irure chuck non deserunt beef ad est nulla.

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Ut anim sed velit tongue filet mignon sirloin occaecat shank deserunt mollit consequat short ribs aliqua. Hamburger magna culpa, shank laboris swine shoulder jowl short ribs aute beef nisi proident mollit. Exercitation sirloin jerky tempor tail. Laborum duis meatball pork loin sunt enim ad. Meatloaf labore corned beef elit jowl voluptate est ground round cillum adipisicing laborum. Do consequat est, drumstick pariatur enim ut flank. Sint bacon leberkas ex do ball tip consequat spare ribs et in ut quis nulla.

--Reporter: 555-617-7555, bmcbacon@bendbulletin.com